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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

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egberts:

officialprostitute:

literally what is the point of wasps

usually its on their butts

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frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

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